Coming soon. What’s been going on here?

‘You’re looking sparky. I'd never have thought that a simple visit to the bathroom could perk someone up like that.’

Quite, just that it wasn’t such a simple visit, was it? Anyhow, fuckwit you could never think that. That, and quite a lot else, to be honest, in your nice smart chinos and button-down shirt, bugger you. And how much I'd like to be around to see that happen.

Finally out of there. Dizzy with self-pleasure and boredom, but happy to know a couple of things more about her life. Pulling out her mobile, texting her boyfriend ‘Darling, I know now why I love so much about you. Be with me tonight so I can tell you in person?'