File under ironic/confessional

I recently decided that I needed to liberate the Wrinkle Twins from their undergrowth and I bought some electric hair clippers for the job, from a shop so small there was scarcely space for the customers.

The other week, I was using them in the company of my Significant Other who asked me, as I glided the vibrating black monster over my balls: ’You can use it to trim beards as well, can’t you?’. Except that I'm clean-shaven there too, which makes me wonder if she couldn’t have asked me that in the shop...